No Burgers

Once upon a time in London, England, a group of US military men went to a steak house to get a little break from the food on board ship.

We were greeted at the door by a well dressed man that asked us what our business was. We replied that we wanted to have a nice meal. He summoned his boss who took a quick look at us, made a small "sweeping away" motion with one hand, and told his hired man to "Tell them we have no burgers."

Needless to say, we weren't able to get any supper. I doubt anyone was able to eat there for a month or so, after we completed the "renovations".

Don't recall what happened to Mr Snob and his assistant. I believe I did see them swimming hard for the far shore of the Thames...

But I'm not sure.