Uncle Sam Maglone (my great-great-great uncle) was a heavy drinker. His wife tried everything to get him to slow down, but nothing worked. One day she had the idea to have the family doctor threaten him with health problems.
The next time Sam went to the doctor he complained that he might need glasses because he couldn't see as well as he used to. The doctor jumped on that and told Sam it was the whisky. He told him that if he didn't stop drinking, he would go blind.
Uncle Sam thought it over for a minute and replied, "Well, it's good bye eyes then."
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