One Sunday morning, old man Daughtery told his wife to get ready for Mass. He told her he had to ride over to the O'neals (the neighboring farm) for a few minutes.
He didn't return for several hours, when one of the younger O'neals drove him home on a farm sled pulled by a couple horses. He just rolled him off the sled and left him there in the front yard.
Well, soon enough Mrs. Daughtery spied him laying there and rushed out to see if he was OK. He was really drunk. She was very angry and headed to get her buggy. Old man Daughtery asked her where she was going and she replied she was going over to the "dirty O'neals" and give them a piece of her mind.
The old man replied "You'd better stay away from those dirty O'neals, you see the condition I'm in."
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